Ways to Get Revenge
GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified
section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the
address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile,
antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!
X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS:
Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil.
Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through
the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin
foil and will be unwrapped-inspected by airport security officials. This one
will make your sides hurt from laughter, if present during the inspection. Good
for both male and female victims.
LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old
useless keys (car, house, etc.). Place victim's name, phone number and $50.00
reward... if found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable
areas of town.
PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation
message, victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of
several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many
eye popping inquiries.
DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early
hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent
whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and
disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process
FAX MACHINES - Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11
inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and
start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the
top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document
will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be
sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also
disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or
individual who has somehow cheated you.