The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there
is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it
out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so
you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you
won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when
you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you
realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to
get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind
of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into
little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy,
everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but
all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about
to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses
to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just
pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
The Stealth-poopie- The
poopie that leaves your body, hits the water without leaving either sound or
splash, and dissappears through the sewersystem, all in one consecutive
The Big Dipper- A poop so long and elastic, that it will, for
a short time have physical contact with both the water and your body at the same