You Know You Have PMS...
1.Everyone around you has an attitude problem
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5. You're using your
cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving?
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
7. You're counting down the days until menopause
convinced there's a God and he's male
9. You're sure that everyone is
scheming to drive you insane
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought