Funny Bumper Stickers
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The gene pool could
use a little chlorine.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
Make it idiot proof
and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some
parts are missing.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting
fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying
time between naps.