Fun Things to do in a Public Bathroom
Comment "Pooh, who
Complement people on their shoes.
to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
Ask the person in the next stall if there's
anything swimming in their bowl.....
Discuss the pros and cons of
Scream " Oh my GOSH! What the heck is THAT?"
a drug deal.
Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
Start a sing-a-long.
Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and
ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
Ask loudly "When does the
Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands.
Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
Pour water over
the stall door onto occupant.
Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water
out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any
toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
At night, switch off the
Collect a door charge.
Ask "Is there a doctor in the
Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
Ask whether anyone can
see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
Write essay questions on
the toilet paper.
Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of
Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
Electrify metal urinals.
Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
One word: GOLDFISH.
Make a jelly in the bowl.
sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
Place signs warning of
24 hour video surveillance.
Make stall doors lockable only from the
Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
Leave a fried
egg floating in the bowl.
Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if
Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players:
Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
Create a crime scene
complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.